A E I O

Mostly reblogs relating to science, books/reading, and photography. Sometimes some original content. I also blog about whiskey, my teenager, and my forties elsewhere. I'll share if you ask nicely.

Jul 23
gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP



That’s it. Stop the internet. I don’t need to see any more.

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

That’s it. Stop the internet. I don’t need to see any more.

(via obscureliteraryreference)


moniquill:

What we can’t see is that out of frame there’s a big bag of corn on one shore and a wolf on the other shore and she’s been doing this shit all day.

moniquill:

What we can’t see is that out of frame there’s a big bag of corn on one shore and a wolf on the other shore and she’s been doing this shit all day.

(via smellmyhead)


glitterfingerlexa:

TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails

1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.

2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.

3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.

4. Topcoat it with clear polish.

5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.

6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.

8. Clean up the edges with acetone.

9. Use a matte topcoat.


A couple weeks ago, on a whim, I signed up for a speed dating event. I know. Shut up. I’m expecting it to be all the horror stories I’ve heard about online dating (I’ve never used it) but in 3D, without a block button, and possibly with fewer penis sightings (but I’m not actually counting on that). I am expecting to end up having to put on my social anthropologist hat and pretend I’m observing the mating rituals of the urban male human, aged 35-50 in order for this not to kill my soul.

I’m hanging out with my funniest, snarkiest bitches this weekend and I’m going to try to get them to help me think of good conversation topics for the five minute encounters that aren’t, “What do you do for a living?” “Where are you from?” “How long have you been living here?” and the like. So far the only serious contender is, “What’s the wallpaper on your phone?”

So, help? Have at it Tumblr. Serious or silly, any ideas?


evilsupplyco:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

We’re going to start yelling “THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN” at heroes when we storm their bases.


Jul 22

obscureliteraryreference:

i want this tattooed on my body

obscureliteraryreference:

i want this tattooed on my body


se-smith:

[Image: A photo of rocks, gloriously stacked.]

se-smith:

[Image: A photo of rocks, gloriously stacked.]

(via obscureliteraryreference)


adomenighini:

Wine Bottles Inspired by Mondrian and the Simpsons.

brb, buying all of them and having an “art” class

I actually just went and looked to see if this was available for purchase anywhere. Sadly, not yet. It’s just the bottle design. No wine in them. No maybe not wine in them, either.

(via losertakesall)


fuckyeahcarnivorousplants:

Clayton’s Red Sunset Venus Flytrap

fuckyeahcarnivorousplants:

Clayton’s Red Sunset Venus Flytrap

(via serotoninteabiscuit)


Jul 20
anadalusjack:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

Who doesn’t do this with a ribbon though?

anadalusjack:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

Who doesn’t do this with a ribbon though?

(via obscureliteraryreference)


losertakesall:

settle down, Cole Street.

So. This morning a dudebro yelled, “BOOOOOOBS!” at me then got into a limo and was driven away. I’d say it was too early for that shit but it’s ALWAYS too early for that shit. I yawned at him. Now, I’m hoping this bra and that holler are related.

losertakesall:

settle down, Cole Street.

So. This morning a dudebro yelled, “BOOOOOOBS!” at me then got into a limo and was driven away. I’d say it was too early for that shit but it’s ALWAYS too early for that shit.

I yawned at him.

Now, I’m hoping this bra and that holler are related.


nerdsagainsthumanity:

indieannajones:

nerdsagainsthumanity:

I got nice cards printed from www.printerstudio.com for a little over $20 for 234 cards. (There are 468 cards in that box.) Worth every penny.

For those who have asked, it says “Nerds Against Humanity” really tiny on the bottom of each card.

Details! Which cards? What coating? I never knew I needed this until this very second.



It’s the Poker Custom Cards, premium 310 gsm (linen) finish. I have uploaded a text file to the bottom of the downloads page. It has the second set of 234 cards to make it a little easier to to do all this.

nerdsagainsthumanity:

indieannajones:

nerdsagainsthumanity:

I got nice cards printed from www.printerstudio.com for a little over $20 for 234 cards. (There are 468 cards in that box.) Worth every penny.

For those who have asked, it says “Nerds Against Humanity” really tiny on the bottom of each card.

Details! Which cards? What coating? I never knew I needed this until this very second.

It’s the Poker Custom Cards, premium 310 gsm (linen) finish. I have uploaded a text file to the bottom of the downloads page. It has the second set of 234 cards to make it a little easier to to do all this.


Jul 19
blondeisawesome:

I think these may be the best nails I’ve ever done.

blondeisawesome:

I think these may be the best nails I’ve ever done.

(via obscureliteraryreference)


evilsupplyco:

kadrey:

Choose evil.


We have a similar sign on our testing range!

Words to lives by.

evilsupplyco:

kadrey:

Choose evil.

We have a similar sign on our testing range!

Words to lives by.


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